When you’ve got a liddle crush on someone and the main thoughts in your head are;

Don’t smile like a fucking doughnut

Don’t blush, might be a bit of a give away 

Don’t trip over your own feet

Do I have a spot on my nose?

Speak like a normal human being

But he’s a MUSICIAN and he plays all these instruments. I might actually be getting lessons from him if I get my act together, how will I cope with this situation? Also, why am I a teenage girl who has a seemingly innate ability to embarrass herself? 

Why?